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hey, what can you guys tell me about this group?
Once apon a time there lived a man who grew tired of the manner of life that everyone had deemed 'normal'. He soon became very depressed and realized he was part of a species that was dedicated to advancing technology that would allow them to kill each-other more efficiently while at the same time, making up new reasons to hate each-other, so they had an excuse to blow them up. At this point, he started wishing he was born as something else, like a duck, because all they seem to do is lark about in the water and have a good time.
He then realized there was nothing he could do about it, so he decided to completely detach himself from humanity and live far away, in a cave with only the beasts of the wild and sheep for company (he never considered sheep to be very wild, they're too fat and fluffy-looking).He didn't do this to spend year meditating, he didn't do it to pursue some greater meaning, he simply did it because he asked himself "What's the bloody point?" And after much thinking, couldn't come up with an answer and saw no reason to stick around.
While he lived in that cave, he gave that question a lot more thought, several years worth in fact! Then, something amazingly un-expected happened. At the planets and galaxies aligned (Or something like that,he never really cared enough to pay much attention), by a complete and utter improbable accident, he was suddenly gifted with the ultimate knowledge, why we're here, what the purpose of being alive is, why anything exists, how to obtain peace and happiness. With this new knowledge now settling in his brain, then said "Oh". As well as suddenly being given enlightenment, he also went completely mad, losing all traces of tangible sanity. What's worse was that he was now practically a god, the laws and fabrics of the universe now blended to his will. In his fit of delighted insanity, he created a new world, a world without logic, sense or reason, filled with beautiful landscapes, amazing creatures, barely any laws of physics, free parking, bright colours, happy noises and ducks. He then gained many names. God of madness, Prince of insanity, deity of the unknown...but he named himself, "The Pope Of weird" Because then he'd have an excuse to wear the pointy hat. He then invited others to his world, at the cost of their sanity. Now the world had a civilization of madmen, running around, laughing and making merry. He then named this world "Weirdonia" because it was his universe and he could call it whatever he liked, followed by loyal bishops and priests of his teachings, he rules this land and spreads his gift of madness to any and all, freeing them from the bonds we cling to so tightly is our deluded ignorance.
we also post weird and funny looking stuff here! ^_^
I was just interested. You see, I am just a humble chicken with a desire to learn the true nature of reality, but not the real kind of reality. More of the backroad, rural reality that you only mention when you're going crazy and you're having a conversation with another insane person. I'm sure you can relate somehow...
I most certainly can! The reality most have today is so dull and dreary, everyone clouded by how far they believe their abilities and and bending over backwards for those who say what the can and can't do. I prefer a more...'fluid' reality!
May I join bro?
Yes! ^_^
WOOOOOO!
Thank you
Thank you